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February 27th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: 2 books


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Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:.....Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a b******t artist.

Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica... ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
February 27th, 2008  
justin1552
 
 
Been posted many times before. I'm too lazy to dig up the links at the moment.
February 27th, 2008  
pixiedustboo
 
 
LOL. Great one.
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February 27th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Still really funny.
February 29th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by justin1552
Been posted many times before. I'm too lazy to dig up the links at the moment.
I'm not.
Here are a few: Book Report
Book reports as college assignments
 


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