Topic: Book reports as college assignments

tomtom22 · January 6th, 2006

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a b******t artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing.

AFSteliga · January 11th, 2006

Pacific Lure · June 27th, 2007

Team Infidel · June 27th, 2007

that's funny

Rob Henderson · June 27th, 2007

Hahaha. Clever...Very clever.

January 6th, 2006	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Book reports as college assignments Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a b*****t artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing. __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations* Last edited by tomtom22; January 7th, 2006 at 06:22.

January 11th, 2006	Post 2
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Nice __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

June 27th, 2007	Post 3
Pacific Lure Centurion	Post; Tee-hee-hee!!! __________________ Seven days without laughter makes one weak. --Joel Goodman

June 27th, 2007	Post 4
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	that's funny __________________

June 27th, 2007	Post 5
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	Hahaha. Clever...Very clever. __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

Topic: Book reports as college assignments

Post; Book reports as college assignments

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