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| | Golf joke infolanguage this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards." "Is that when you swore?" "No, Mother Superior," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away." "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again. "Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!" "And Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun. "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball." "Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient. "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole." The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the f*cking putt, didn't you? "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| | This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran ![]() Semper Fortis |
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Hahaha MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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| | Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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hehe. its fun to go to golf courses and watch people. they can get so upset You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona |
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that's why i don't golf 2nd Military Police Company 1st Military Police Battalion Virginia Defense Force |
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| | For more Nuns jokes: Nuns: Nuns Two nuns: Two Nuns Nuns - Part 2: Nuns - Part 2 Italian Nuns: Italian Nuns |
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LOL Good one, tomtom!!!
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Ahahahaha...Thats great...hahaha
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| | ![]() were these the nuns ? |
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