Topic: Golf joke

tomtom22 · November 28th, 2005

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible
language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging
over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only
about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother Superior," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of
the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle
came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to
fly away!"
"And Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew
near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap,
rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the f*cking putt, didn't you?

Navy Boy · November 28th, 2005

NCdt Steliga · November 29th, 2005

Hahaha

LIPS · November 29th, 2005

istealfreefood · November 30th, 2005

hehe. its fun to go to golf courses and watch people. they can get so upset

bigcanada813 · December 1st, 2005

that's why i don't golf

tomtom22 · July 29th, 2006

For more Nuns jokes:
Nuns: Nuns
Two nuns: Two Nuns
Nuns - Part 2: Nuns - Part 2
Italian Nuns: Italian Nuns

Sevens · July 29th, 2006

LOL Good one, tomtom!!!

Rob Henderson · August 1st, 2006

Ahahahaha...Thats great...hahaha

Padre · August 2nd, 2006

were these the nuns ?

November 28th, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Golf joke A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards." "Is that when you swore?" "No, Mother Superior," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away." "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again. "Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!" "And Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun. "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball." "Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient. "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole." The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fcking putt, didn't you? __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations*

November 28th, 2005	Post 2
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

November 29th, 2005	Post 3
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Hahaha __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

November 29th, 2005	Post 4
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

November 30th, 2005	Post 5
istealfreefood Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	hehe. its fun to go to golf courses and watch people. they can get so upset __________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona

December 1st, 2005	Post 6
bigcanada813 Canuckus Maximus Gear	that's why i don't golf __________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

July 29th, 2006	Post 7
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	For more Nuns jokes: Nuns: Nuns Two nuns: Two Nuns Nuns - Part 2: Nuns - Part 2 Italian Nuns: Italian Nuns

July 29th, 2006	Post 8
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	LOL Good one, tomtom!!! __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

August 1st, 2006	Post 9
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	Ahahahaha...Thats great...hahaha __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

August 2nd, 2006	Post 10
Padre Milforum Chaplain Gear	were these the nuns ?

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