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November 28th, 2005   Post 1
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A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible
language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging
over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only
about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother Superior," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of
the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle
came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to
fly away!"
"And Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew
near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap,
rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the f*cking putt, didn't you?

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November 28th, 2005   Post 2
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November 29th, 2005   Post 3
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Hahaha
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November 29th, 2005   Post 4
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November 30th, 2005   Post 5
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hehe. its fun to go to golf courses and watch people. they can get so upset
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December 1st, 2005   Post 6
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that's why i don't golf
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July 29th, 2006   Post 7
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For more Nuns jokes:
Nuns: Nuns
Two nuns: Two Nuns
Nuns - Part 2: Nuns - Part 2
Italian Nuns: Italian Nuns
 
July 29th, 2006   Post 8
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LOL Good one, tomtom!!!
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August 1st, 2006   Post 9
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Ahahahaha...Thats great...hahaha
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August 2nd, 2006   Post 10
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were these the nuns ?