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April 8th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Italian NunsThree Italian nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be." The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren"; and *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna"; and *poof* she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini..." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks. Sara Pipalini," replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell". The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it toSt. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says..... "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." If you laughed, you are going straight to hell! 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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April 8th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | At least I know I have a seat reserved for sure now!!
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April 9th, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | well you know how the song goes....im on the highway to hell
__________________  C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back |
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April 9th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | If I didn't think I was already there, I'd be very concerned. 
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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April 9th, 2006
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| Optio | nice that i still living in the earth but not the hell.
__________________ GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE ,BY THE PEOPLE ,FOR THE PEOPLE. |
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April 10th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I'll be seeing all y'all there then.
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight |
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April 10th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | Haha! |
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April 10th, 2006
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April 11th, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Holly ****!  I read the bible so I shouldn't be sent to hell.
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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April 11th, 2006
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| Optio  | See you all there... LOL
__________________  Planning is something you do while you're doing something else. Quote by John Lennon  |
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