Nuns  -  Part 2

About Nuns - Part 2


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August 8th, 2005   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. She said that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it. The first nun said she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face and the nun said, "This is for washing our hair." The cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer and said "Here, don't forget the curlers."


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
August 8th, 2005   #2
LIPS
 
 


Some more words of wisdom from LIPS
 
August 8th, 2005   #3
Missileer
 
 
Love it.
Must have been Jesuits.





“War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.”
—John Stuart Mill
 
July 29th, 2006   #4
tomtom22
 
 
For more Nuns jokes:
Nuns: Nuns
Two nuns: Two Nuns
Italian Nuns: Italian Nuns
Golfing nuns: Golf joke
 
July 29th, 2006   #5
Sevens
 
 
"Here, don't forget the curlers." LMAO That's great!!!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
July 29th, 2006   #6
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice one.


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14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
October 16th, 2007   #7
Team Infidel
 
 
that's cute


 
October 16th, 2007   #8
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
lol.....funny....


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne