Two Nuns

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October 5th, 2005   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn, the younger of the two nuns. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says the older & wiser Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn? "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the **** off our car!"



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October 6th, 2005   #2
LIPS
 
 
tomtomm22, is there no end to your funnyness? Please keep them comming.


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July 29th, 2006   #3
tomtom22
 
 
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July 29th, 2006   #4
Sevens
 
 
LMAO Hilarious


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July 29th, 2006   #5
AFSteliga
 
 
Good one.


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October 16th, 2007   #6
Team Infidel
 
 
hahaha


 
October 16th, 2007   #7
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahaha.....nice


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