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October 5th, 2005   Post 1
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Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn, the younger of the two nuns. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says the older & wiser Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn? "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the **** off our car!"

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October 6th, 2005   Post 2
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tomtomm22, is there no end to your funnyness? Please keep them comming.
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July 29th, 2006   Post 3
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For more Nuns jokes:
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Nuns - Part 2: Nuns - Part 2
Italian Nuns: Italian Nuns
Golfing nuns: Golf joke
 
July 29th, 2006   Post 4
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LMAO Hilarious
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July 29th, 2006   Post 5
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Good one.
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October 16th, 2007   Post 6
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hahaha
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October 16th, 2007   Post 7
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hahahaha.....nice
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