Jack_Mordino
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In a joint NATO exercise, a French, a German and a Greek officer were debating about whose soldiers were the meanest and hardest.
The French officer said: "Francoise!" "Oi monsieur!" "Fall down and do 200 push ups singlehandedly!" Francoise fell down promptly and did the deed. The French officer delighted turned to his counterparts: "That's what it means to be hard"
"Heh, that's nothing" the German officer said. "Klaus!" "Javol her offizier!" replied Klaus. "Take that rifle and bend it with your hands" Klaus took his rifle and bent it without too much effort. "That's what it means to be hard" said the german officer feeling nothing could beat that
"Heh, you twats" said the Greek officer. Watch this... "Giorgos! Bring me some coffee and my cigarettes!" ordered one of the Greek soldiers "Sod off..." came the reply. Without being surprised the Greek officer turns to the others: "Now THAT's what it means to be hard..."
The French officer said: "Francoise!" "Oi monsieur!" "Fall down and do 200 push ups singlehandedly!" Francoise fell down promptly and did the deed. The French officer delighted turned to his counterparts: "That's what it means to be hard"
"Heh, that's nothing" the German officer said. "Klaus!" "Javol her offizier!" replied Klaus. "Take that rifle and bend it with your hands" Klaus took his rifle and bent it without too much effort. "That's what it means to be hard" said the german officer feeling nothing could beat that
"Heh, you twats" said the Greek officer. Watch this... "Giorgos! Bring me some coffee and my cigarettes!" ordered one of the Greek soldiers "Sod off..." came the reply. Without being surprised the Greek officer turns to the others: "Now THAT's what it means to be hard..."