Locke
Active member
A 10-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down. I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver.
No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver,
still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" Screamed the boy.
'What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a
long sigh!
The boy replied: "You bought the bloody Volvo Dad, you live with it!"
No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver,
still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" Screamed the boy.
'What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a
long sigh!
The boy replied: "You bought the bloody Volvo Dad, you live with it!"
