volvo drivers: act 10


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A 10-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down. I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver.

No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.

"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver,
still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" answered the boy.

"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
lollies," the driver offered.

"No!" Screamed the boy.

'What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a
long sigh!

The boy replied: "You bought the bloody Volvo Dad, you live with it!"