Total BS Breakup Lines

[jillyz12]

Do any of these look familiar to anyone? lol

 

[Capt Frogman]

Yes, typical wimens lines!

Hawky, you'd best get familiar with them!!

 

[hawky94]

Let me see...

1. Check.
2. Check.
3. Check.
4. Check.
5. Check, all the time.
6. Not yet.
7. Not yet.
8. Recently - check.
9. No.
10. Recently - check.
11. Never.

So, I'm well acquainted.

 

[Capt Frogman]

A couple more wimens and you'll have heard the full set!

 

[The Highway Man]

Like CF has - many times!!! :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Like CF has - many times!!! :lol:

Yeah, about 20 years ago!

Although Mrs CF has often said some of the "translation" lines on the right hand side. :lol:

 

[The Highway Man]

Haven't they all!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Yes, typical wimens response when it doesn't go their way or you don't give them your full undivided attention! :roll:

 

[BritinBritain]

When my missus talks to me while I am watching "Top Gear," she actually expects me to listen and answer her!!!!!

Whatever next, she'll be saying "Bollocks" to the Queen next.

 

[viper2007]

Yes, typical wimens lines!

Hawky, you'd best get familiar with them!!

Stop picking on poor ol Hawky... he just have not met the right slave master yet!

 

[viper2007]

Yeah, about 20 years ago!

Although Mrs CF has often said some of the "translation" lines on the right hand side. :lol:

It is the same thing- just repackaged to suit the times...