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Top Ten Ways Kim Jong-Il Can Improve His Image
Only torture dissidents on nights and weekends
Next time Regis is on vacation, co-host with Kelly
Open popular pizza chain "Papa Jong's"
Do a hilarious ventriloquist act on "North Korea's Got Talent"
Figure out a way to get us out of Iraq
Have advisors in Pyongyang come up with new big summer ideas
Come up with new catchphrase, "I'm a bad wittle dictator"
Four words: Tan in a Can
Step 1: break leg. Step 2: win major golf tournament
Improve? Hell, he's more popular than Bush
Only torture dissidents on nights and weekends
Next time Regis is on vacation, co-host with Kelly
Open popular pizza chain "Papa Jong's"
Do a hilarious ventriloquist act on "North Korea's Got Talent"
Figure out a way to get us out of Iraq
Have advisors in Pyongyang come up with new big summer ideas
Come up with new catchphrase, "I'm a bad wittle dictator"
Four words: Tan in a Can
Step 1: break leg. Step 2: win major golf tournament
Improve? Hell, he's more popular than Bush
