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Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer's Resignation
Entered to the sounds of Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'"
Opening line: "Are you a cop?"
Spent two minutes seductively stroking the microphone
Reaffirmed his policy of "Bro's before Ho's"
His decision not to wear pants
Admitted he also once made out with former Governor Pataki
Credited downfall to fast-paced lifestyle of Albany
He was kinda pitchy, dawg
Said he thought the Emperor's Club was a Chinese restaurant
When reporters asked how much he paid per hour, his wife said, "Believe me, he doesn't need an hour"
Entered to the sounds of Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'"
Opening line: "Are you a cop?"
Spent two minutes seductively stroking the microphone
Reaffirmed his policy of "Bro's before Ho's"
His decision not to wear pants
Admitted he also once made out with former Governor Pataki
Credited downfall to fast-paced lifestyle of Albany
He was kinda pitchy, dawg
Said he thought the Emperor's Club was a Chinese restaurant
When reporters asked how much he paid per hour, his wife said, "Believe me, he doesn't need an hour"
