Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win An Emmy

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10. You've been described as Hasselhoff-esque
9. It's a reality show about people looking for a good deal on patio furniture
8. There is no "Outstanding CSI Corpse" category
7. Once a week you get your ass kicked on one of them Mexican talk shows
6. Only laugh you've heard all year was when the judges received your ballot
5. Hoping to get nominated for writing Osama's latest hate-fueled rant
4. Show is just YouTube video of you getting hit in nuts
3. Your show is even more confusing than "Lost"
2. Only appearance on television this year was Maury informing you that you're a daddy
1. Your name is Regis
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