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Police suspect Richardson ISD substitute drunk in class
Top Ten Signs Your Teacher Is Drunk
Your report card is written on a damp cocktail napkin
Insists the Civil War was fought between Jack Daniel and Jim Beam
Tells class to hit the showers, but he's not a gym teacher
Every time the bell rings, he shouts, "Last call!"
Students give her an apple -- she makes Apple-tinis
By the end of the day, he's eaten three boxes of chalk
He tries to skateboard over a U-haul truck
No number 3 -- writer in jetBlue bathroom
Keeps getting his tongue stuck in the pencil sharpener
Teacher knows less about the Middle East than George W. Bush
Police suspect Richardson ISD substitute drunk in class
Top Ten Signs Your Teacher Is Drunk
Your report card is written on a damp cocktail napkin
Insists the Civil War was fought between Jack Daniel and Jim Beam
Tells class to hit the showers, but he's not a gym teacher
Every time the bell rings, he shouts, "Last call!"
Students give her an apple -- she makes Apple-tinis
By the end of the day, he's eaten three boxes of chalk
He tries to skateboard over a U-haul truck
No number 3 -- writer in jetBlue bathroom
Keeps getting his tongue stuck in the pencil sharpener
Teacher knows less about the Middle East than George W. Bush
