Missileer
Active member
10: You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.
9: He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.
8: When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7: Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6: Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5: Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net".
4: Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3: His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2: For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr
President".
And my personal favorite;
1: You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
9: He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.
8: When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7: Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6: Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5: Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net".
4: Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3: His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2: For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr
President".
And my personal favorite;
1: You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
