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Top Ten Michael Phelps Excuses
Anxious to rid myself of those bothersome billion-dollar endorsements
Too much chlorine
Uh... I thought it was chapstick?
Asked myself, "What would Chong do?"
Uh... glaucoma?
It's my last chance to goof off before I have to settle down and get a real swimming job
Uh... I got bitten by a groundhog?
Chillax, Broseph
Was doing research for upcoming film "Michael and Kumar Go To the Olympics"
Huh?
Anxious to rid myself of those bothersome billion-dollar endorsements
Too much chlorine
Uh... I thought it was chapstick?
Asked myself, "What would Chong do?"
Uh... glaucoma?
It's my last chance to goof off before I have to settle down and get a real swimming job
Uh... I got bitten by a groundhog?
Chillax, Broseph
Was doing research for upcoming film "Michael and Kumar Go To the Olympics"
Huh?