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Top Ten Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table
Got all worked up after looking through the IKEA catalog
C'mon, did you see that picnic table?
I was refinishing it and things just got out of hand
Just broke up with the pool table and didn't want to be alone
If you're gonna arrest every man who's had sex with a picnic table, you're gonna have to build a hell of a lot more prisons
Was curious if I could have sex with anything more flat and lifeless than my wife -- hiyooo!
Hey, a man has needs
My doctor said I have Restless Nuts Syndrome
It's not like I spent $4,000 for a hooker
Well, it was our anniversary
Got all worked up after looking through the IKEA catalog
C'mon, did you see that picnic table?
I was refinishing it and things just got out of hand
Just broke up with the pool table and didn't want to be alone
If you're gonna arrest every man who's had sex with a picnic table, you're gonna have to build a hell of a lot more prisons
Was curious if I could have sex with anything more flat and lifeless than my wife -- hiyooo!
Hey, a man has needs
My doctor said I have Restless Nuts Syndrome
It's not like I spent $4,000 for a hooker
Well, it was our anniversary
