Have you guys ever been told the story of Creation? Of Adam and Eve? Let me tell you about it.
After God was done creating the Earth and Heavens above it, Adam was created. And God felt this was good. And He gave Adam the skills and abilities to build and create things. And Adam took much pleasure in this. Adam became tired of eating with he bare hands and having dirt in his food, so he created paper plates and plastic cups. Life was good. Adam ate well and enjoyed it immensely.
Soon Adam became weary of the cold and snow. So he built houses and he lived in them. Life was good. But then Adam became tired of constantly making paper dinnerware and plastic cutlery. So he created hard plastic, glass and china. Life was good once again, and Adam ate well, but for only a short bit.
Soon Adam saw that the dishes were filthy. They must be cleaned! But Adam balked. "How dare I do such a job? There must be an answer!"
God spoke up saying "Adam My son, there is an answer. For so long you have been given everything free. Your homes. Going hunting. Going fishing. Everything has been free to you. But for this, it will cost you My dear son."
Adam grew worried. "But father, I have yet to invent currency." What do I pay for this with?"
God spake again, "Worry not Adam. Not that it will cost you and arm and a leg. Only a mere rib."
And so Adam so much potential to this, and he agreed. And so God took from him what He had already given. And much to Adam's shock, created a woman.
Life was no longer good. And men have been paying OTA ever since. :thumb:
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