Maybe he wants something that deploys.
When I asked about dates and procedures here, a lot of folks mistook me for wanting to avoid service when in fact, I wanted to make sure I was there for all the important parts.
Sorry, Dale, but we are going to disagree here.
If you want to join just to deploy, you're an egghead. If you want to join but do so in fear of deployment, you're an egghead.
There is ONE, VALID reason to join this military. It isn't college money, an easy paycheck, or to go play Rambo with rubber bands and army men from youthful dreams of heroism.
You join out of appreciation to this country and the men and women who served before you and will serve after you. In other words, you join to serve. If that service is pushing paperwork for civilian contractors in Alaska, then that is the need of the military. If that service is taking out bin Laden himself with a sniper rifle, then you did it for the needs of the military. The military does everything for the needs of the country and all those that live here.
I'll say one final thing:
You know me personally, Dale. You've seen my "I love me" wall. So you know where I come from in saying this:
If you're eager to join because you WANT to deploy, you're a f-ing retard. Hollywood is thataway <--------
In real life, deployments wreck lives. There is nothing wrong with wanting to do your share of the duty. But it is NOTHING like this kid thinks it'll be. And the first time his best friend is screaming at the top of his lungs for his mommy while blood gushes from him that no bandage can stop... the first time he escorts and salutes a coffin with a flag over it that once contained a person he laughed with every day... the first time his own mother cries because she has no idea what happened to HIM...
That is when the reality kicks in. But then it is too late. There is no eject button to end the movie that will continue to loop over and over again, haunting every single day of your life.
Anyone who says that they want to join because they want to deploy hasn't the slightest clue of what they want at all. Or, to paraphrase an old adage: "It's all gung-ho until someone gets shot!"
Keep your Rambos. The military doesn't need them.