The Golden Toilet

Darkmb101

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There once was this guy named Bob. One night Bob went to 5 bars, and at each he drank 5 or 6 beers.

After he finished, he really had to go to the john. So he asked the bartender where the bathroom was, and off he went to where he thought it was.

Later that night, Bob was laying in bed trying to go to sleep. Bob then recalled, "There was a golden toilet!!" Right then he got up and went out to find the special toilet. He had hit 5 bars that night, so he went to the first one, asked where the bathroom was, when he went and looked, there was no golden toilet.

This continued until he got to the last bar, he was really tired by then. So rather then going to look for the toilet himself, he asked the bartender, "Do you by any chance have a golden toilet here?" The bartender yelled to another person that was there, "Hey! I think I found the guy who crapped in the tuba!!!"
 
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