Get a real rise
If you really want to make an impression, wear a Chief Petty Officer's collar devices and a Chief's "for and aft" cap with CPO Anchor (similar to the one at the bottom of this post).
The very first "real" Chief Petty Officer will get such a rise out of it that he/she will take you to the "Bosun's Locker" and re-arrange your outlook on life. (for real).
Various regalia (military articles of clothing, badges, ribbons, etc) must be earned.
When you violate the written (and unwritten) regulations, you do it at your own risk. Many military and ex-military personnel take it as a personal affront when you violate the rules. They paid for the right to wear these items with hard work and in some instances grave personal danger.
So if you still wish to be a "bon vivant", check with the nearest Naval PX or with any other military PX and they can steer you to a source that can make you look like the Energizer Bunnie if that is really what you wish.
Just remember, (BEWARE) whatever comes down on your head YOU WILL HAVE EARNED IT.