Sheriff's deputy


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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a relissed mad man went in to try out for the job.
"Okay" the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right". Than he said, "What 2 days of the week start with a letter T?"
Mad man replied, "Today and Tomorrow."
He was again surprised that the man supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself!
"Now listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The man looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute, and finally admitted, "I don't know!"
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that for a while?" said the sheriff.
So, the mad man went to the "Rainbow house" where his friends were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The man was exultant. "It went great! My first day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"