bulldogg
Milforum's Bouncer
Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their rocking chairs on the porch one afternoon. They were each enjoying the setting sun and what they liked best. Grandpa was reading the afternoon paper and Grandma was kitting a sweater for their newest granddaughter.
Then without warning Grandpa moved the paper down and looked over and Grandma and out of his mouth comes a deadpan "Hey Grandma, fvck you."
Grandma doesn't flinch, she just keeps on knitting. Grandpa went back to his paper and a moment later Grandma returned the epithet with a hearty "Fvck you old man."
Grandpa smiled and returned the f-lob to Grandma and she did in turn as well. This continued like some verbal tennis match for the better part of an hour.
Finally, after a long pause Grandpa turned to Grandma and said, "I don't know about you but this oral sex thing ain't all its cracked up to be."
Then without warning Grandpa moved the paper down and looked over and Grandma and out of his mouth comes a deadpan "Hey Grandma, fvck you."
Grandma doesn't flinch, she just keeps on knitting. Grandpa went back to his paper and a moment later Grandma returned the epithet with a hearty "Fvck you old man."
Grandpa smiled and returned the f-lob to Grandma and she did in turn as well. This continued like some verbal tennis match for the better part of an hour.
Finally, after a long pause Grandpa turned to Grandma and said, "I don't know about you but this oral sex thing ain't all its cracked up to be."
