Random thought of the moment...

Isn't this the most beautiful thing you've ever seen in your whole entire life?! OMGOSH!

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I like it... Let me know how lightening feels. ;)
Not that He can't afford it, I mean, c'mon it's the God we're talking about here. You guys don't have to do it, but if I'm having to go through all this crap, I want to get paid for it. I want only $995 per second of life lived, surely to be readjusted annually based on devaluation of the US currency. That's dirt cheap and God knows it. Also, I want a 80-year contract, no early termination allowed. This means absolutely no heart attacks, no traffic accidents, no dying when I'm shot in the head, etc. And when I'm 105, I want the option to renew the contract at $2495/second for another 25 years.

I think this is pretty reasonable considering who you're doing business with.
 
PSH! The only reason we big siblings would have to be obnoxious is because the little siblings drive us insane because they get all the attention and we just want to be noticed... *sniffle*
 
Oh whatEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll: Even worse than being a little sister, I'm also the ever forgotten middle child. I have it twice as bad. :crybaby:
 
i want to graduate.........................................:crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:
 
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