Rob Henderson
Banned
I like it... Let me know how lightening feels. 

Not that He can't afford it, I mean, c'mon it's the God we're talking about here. You guys don't have to do it, but if I'm having to go through all this crap, I want to get paid for it. I want only $995 per second of life lived, surely to be readjusted annually based on devaluation of the US currency. That's dirt cheap and God knows it. Also, I want a 80-year contract, no early termination allowed. This means absolutely no heart attacks, no traffic accidents, no dying when I'm shot in the head, etc. And when I'm 105, I want the option to renew the contract at $2495/second for another 25 years.I like it... Let me know how lightening feels.![]()
That's more than enough. Once a merchant, always a merchant. :smil:LOL. Again, I don't think God makes a whole bunch of deals... 2 in His life, if I'm not mistaken.
Woah... Maybe I should have measured the Robatussin I drank. LOL