Random thought of the moment...

I have an urge to sing this song. Here's the lyrics:

I'd like to

Shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I done
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun

I'd love to rub your toothbrush on a sick monkey's butt
Give your home phone number to some perverted nut
Tell everybody what you really weigh and then just for fun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun

I'd like to

Shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun

I'd love to kick your poodle I'd love to sling your cat
Bust your Yanni CD's with a baseball bat
Send your fat mouth momma away and lock the Flying Nun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun

I'd like to

Shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
Put a blood blister upon each bun
I'd like to pop Sally Field right square in the ass with a Red Ryder BB Gun
 
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Kinda figured I spelled it wrong since I can't speak anything but English.
I am up to the three dollar words now though.
 
LOL, the only German I know I learned form watching Hogans Heros as a kid, or listening to my oldest son who is taking German in school and doing better in German than he is in English (go figure)
 
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