Pacific Lure
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Many moons ago, Osama Bin Laden came to the United States from somewhere in the Middle East. After being here for only a few months, he became very ill. He sought services from doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he was referred to a quack doctor.
The quack said, "Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poopie in de bucket, piss on de poopie, and den put your head down over de bucket and breath in de fumes for ten minutes."
Osama took the bucket, went into the other room, poopie in the bucket, pissed on the poopie, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Upon returning to the quack's office he said, "It worked. I feel much better! What was wrong with me?"
The quack said, "You were homesick."[SIZE=-1]--[/SIZE]
He thus put this on to enhance his B.O...........
and got dressed to go look for work!
The quack said, "Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poopie in de bucket, piss on de poopie, and den put your head down over de bucket and breath in de fumes for ten minutes."
Osama took the bucket, went into the other room, poopie in the bucket, pissed on the poopie, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Upon returning to the quack's office he said, "It worked. I feel much better! What was wrong with me?"
The quack said, "You were homesick."[SIZE=-1]--[/SIZE]
He thus put this on to enhance his B.O...........

and got dressed to go look for work!
