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works, now the 12 yrs old can understand Walt Whitman poems:

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up -- for you the flag is flung -- for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribbon'd wreaths -- for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The ship is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

Translates to:

O CAPTANE!!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL MAH CAPTANE!!11! OMG LOL OUR FAARFUL TRIP SI DONE
TEH SHIP HAS WEATHERD AVERY RAK TEH PRIEZ WA SOUGHT SI WON
TEH PORT SI N3AR DA BLS I H3AR TEH PEOPLA AL 3XULTNG
WHIEL FOLOW 3Y3S TEH STAADY KEL DA VESEL GRIM AND DARNG
BUT O HAART!1!1!!1!1 OMG LOL HEART!111111 HAART
!111!! LOL O TEH BLEDNG DROPS OF R3D
WHARE ON TEH DAK MAH CAPTANE LEIS
FALAN COLD AND DEAD
!1!!111! WTF

O CAPTANE!!111 LOL MAH CAPTANE!!!!!1 OMG LOL RIES UP AND H3AR TEH BLS
RIES UP - FOR U DA FLAG SI FLUNG - FOR U TEH BUGLA TRILS
FOR U BOUQUATS AND RIBOND WR3ATHS - FOR U DA SHORAS A-CROWDNG
FOR U THEY CAL TEH SWAYNG MAS THEYRE 3AEGR FAECS TURNNG
HERE CAPTANE!!11!11 WTF DEAR FATH3R
!11!! WTF THES ARM BNEATH UR HEAD
!1!11 WTF IT SI SOME DREM TAHT ON DA DAK
U FALAN COLD AND D3AD
!111!1 OMG WTF LOL

MAH CAPTANE DOAS NOT ANSWER HIS LIPS R PAEL AND STIL
MAH FATH3R DO3S NOT FEL MAH ARM HE HAS NO PULSE NOR WIL
DA SHIP SI ANCHORD SAEF AND SOUND ITS VOYAEG CLOSAD AND DONE
FROM F3ARFUL TRIP DA VIC2R SHIP COMES IN WIT OBJECT WON
EXULT O SHOR3S AND RNG O BLS
!!11!111 BUT I WIT MOURNFUL TRAAD
WOK TEH DAK MAH CAPTANE LEIS
FALAN COLD AND DEAD
!11!11 LOL

Rattler
 
This is something the average 12 year old would read in his schools bible:

[1] IN DA BGINNG GOD CRAAETD DA HEAEVN AND DA 3ARTH
[2]!1!1!!1 LOL AND DA EARTH WAS WITHOUT FORM AND VOID AND DARKNAS WAS UPON DA FAEC OF DA DEP!!1!1!1 OMG WTF AND TEH SPIRIT OF GOD MOV3D UPON TEH FAEC OF TEH W8RS
[3]!1!1111! OMG WTF LOL AND GOD SADE L3T THEIR B LIGHT AND THEYRE WAS LIGHT
[4]!!!1!111! LOL AND GOD SAW TEH LIGHT TAHT IT WAS GOD AND GOD DIVIEDD DA LIGHT FROM TEH DARKN3S
[5]!1!!1111 OMG LOL AND GOD CALED TEH LIGHT DAY AND TEH DARKNES H3 CALAD NIGHT!11!1111! OMG LOL AND DA EVENNG AND TEH MORNNG W3RE DA FIRST DAY
[6]!!!!! OMG AND GOD SADE LET THEYRE B A FIRMMENT IN DA MIDST OF TEH W8RS AND LAT IT DIVIED TEH W8RS FROM TEH W8RS
[7]!1!!! OMG WTF LOL AND GOD MAED TEH FIRMMENT AND DIVIEDD TEH W8RS WHICH WER3 UNDAR DA FIRMMANT FROM TEH W8RS WHICH WERE ABOV3 DA FIRMMANT AND IT WAS SO
[8]!1!!!! OMG WTF AND GOD CALED DA FIRMMENT HAAEVN!!!!1 WTF LOL AND TEH AVANNG AND TEH MORNNG WER3 DA SECOND DAY!11!! LOL
 
indeed... glad I won´t see them running world politics in 20 yrs time anymore... :)

Rattler
 
Sweet!!!! lol.....I can you be your online Spanish translator too...."QUE PUTAS"?????? LOL. hehehehhehe...dont repeat it...lol.
 
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