Man

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Man is a woman's best friend.[/FONT]




[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.[/FONT]




[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.[/FONT]




[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]He will enable her to express her deepest emotions [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]and give in to her most intimate desires.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.[/FONT]









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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]No wait...... [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.[/FONT]




[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]It's wine that does all that.[/FONT]




[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Sorry.[/FONT]
 
Women will never be equal to men until the day they can walk down the street unshaven with a beer gut and bald head and still think they're the sexiest around.... :drunkb:
 
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