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I got this one from the Jaguar car forum.
A man waiting at the check out of a supermarket with a huge bag of dog food when a woman asked, “Got a dog?”
He replied “No, I'm on whats called a Winalot diet, I put a few biscuits in my pocket and when the fancy takes me I eat a few.”
The woman exclaimed “YOU EAT DOG BISCUITS?”
The man said, “Yes I do, but last year I ended up in intensive care in hospital.”
The woman said, “You ended up in hospital, then the dog biscuits must be poisonous.”
The man replied, “No, I was laying in the middle of the road licking my balls when a car hit me.”
A man waiting at the check out of a supermarket with a huge bag of dog food when a woman asked, “Got a dog?”
He replied “No, I'm on whats called a Winalot diet, I put a few biscuits in my pocket and when the fancy takes me I eat a few.”
The woman exclaimed “YOU EAT DOG BISCUITS?”
The man said, “Yes I do, but last year I ended up in intensive care in hospital.”
The woman said, “You ended up in hospital, then the dog biscuits must be poisonous.”
The man replied, “No, I was laying in the middle of the road licking my balls when a car hit me.”
