Just for poops and giggles, you all want to hear a funny story about one of my first girlfriends?
Of course you do. I bring her by the ranch before a date to meet my parents (we'd been dating for maybe three weeks at this point) and first of all, she's wearing a belly shirt and has a pierced belly button (unheard of where I'm from :lol: ), and my Dad gets a strange look on his face when I introduce them, I figured it was just the blickety blang hanging from her stomach, but I liked it so I figured drive on, she's cute as hell.
When I came back from dropping her off that evening, my Dad (who is the local county judge) pulls me aside and tells me that he just remembered where he recognized her from, she'd just gone through his court and received probation for involvement in a car theft a month before. :lol: