The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I didn't know you were Scottish?
Och aye.
that's me on the left, you on the right and tanky in the middle at our last BP soiree. 
Interesting days ahead for Scottish Police
Och aye.
that's me on the left, you on the right and tanky in the middle at our last BP soiree.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
But you did just spell it?
I was hypothetically speaking as a cabbagehead occifer.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Och aye.
The resemblance is uncanny!!! :lol:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I was hypothetically speaking as a cabbagehead occifer.
Listen to you with the big words!
Tankboy
The Brit Pack
Och aye.
Cheek!, I'm 6'00", mind you he has more hair than me
Trooper1854
The Brit Pack
I'm bilingual.
I find being fluent in Gibberish helps, especially on weekend night shifts!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Tankboy
The Brit Pack
I tend not to dirty my hands with the "revellers" unless its really busy.
Typical Rat!, avoiding the knobjockys.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
They never change. oh and CF, if you edit that massive cartoon with the image url from my edited post, it'll shrink down.
oh and CF, if you edit that massive cartoon with the image url from my edited post, it'll shrink down.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
and some haggis, tatties and neeps. He'll be getting in practice for Burns Night.
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
and some haggis, tatties and neeps. He'll be getting in practice for Burns Night.
Burns Night? What's that?
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
I see, so driving in Scotland is like to drive on the Highway to Hell? Must be all the drunks on the roads there
A Jock is a Scotsman?
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital.
At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain e' the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
as lang's my arm.
The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:
Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.
This continues with the next patient:
Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
wi' bickering brattle.
I wad be laith to run and chase thee,
wi' murdering prattle!"
"Well," the Englishman mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."
"Nay, nay," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the Serious Burns unit."
At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain e' the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
as lang's my arm.
The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:
Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.
This continues with the next patient:
Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
wi' bickering brattle.
I wad be laith to run and chase thee,
wi' murdering prattle!"
"Well," the Englishman mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."
"Nay, nay," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the Serious Burns unit."
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
Yes he is.
Thanks, so he speaks Jockese, which is actually English, but when you add whisky to it...viola...he speaks Jockese