Interesting days ahead for Scottish Police

[PATCH]

Police Scotland, what a dumb name.
Sounds like a request!

Aye, but if they'd called it the Kilt Cops that'd be just as wrong!

 

[Trooper1854]

We'll be 400 odd miles from Brighton.

"....we've a full tank of gas, half a pack of ciggarettrs, its dark and we're wearing sun glasses! Hit it!" :rock:

 

[BritinBritain]

Traffic cops should have their cars taken away and issued these instead.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Aye, but if they'd called it the Kilt Cops that'd be just as wrong!

You're lucky I don't hit wimens.

 

[Capt Frogman]

"....we've a full tank of gas, half a pack of ciggarettrs, its dark and we're wearing sun glasses! Hit it!" :rock:

Sounds like a plan!

When you say "hit it", do you mean Highway Man 'cos I'd certainly "hit it". :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Traffic cops should have their cars taken away and issued these instead.

That's a bit harsh!

 

[The Highway Man]

Good enough for you.

 

[Trooper1854]

Sounds like a plan!

When you say "hit it", do you mean Highway Man 'cos I'd certainly "hit it". :lol:

Hit the road!

 

[PATCH]

You're lucky I don't hit wimens.

Laughs* Noooo lad. You're lucky I don't stick ye with a sedative and spike your drink with lax. But I'm nice really Honest.

Loving the "wimens" word.

 

[PATCH]

"....we've a full tank of gas, half a pack of ciggarettrs, its dark and we're wearing sun glasses! Hit it!" :rock:

Mighty Brighton. How I love thee...road out. The parking is atrocious!

 

[BritinBritain]

That's a bit harsh!

Well we've got to even the odds a bit.

Laughs* Noooo lad. You're lucky I don't stick ye with a sedative and spike your drink with lax. But I'm nice really Honest.

Loving the "wimens" word.

How about sticking suppositories up his jacksy?

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

"Rings" may have been involved.... :angel:

Suffe(rings)?

 

[The Highway Man]

Only if married.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Suffe(rings)?

Yes, I believe the "rings" may have suffered! :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

How about sticking suppositories up his jacksy?

Stop it, you're arousing me! :shock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Laughs* Noooo lad. You're lucky I don't stick ye with a sedative and spike your drink with lax. But I'm nice really Honest.

Loving the "wimens" word.

So you want to have your wicked way with me while I'm unconscious? You only have to ask love...

I brought the word wimens to the forum and don't regret it.

 

[Trooper1854]

How about sticking suppositories up his jacksy?

I've always wondered, is an Innuendo an Italian suppository?

 

[Capt Frogman]

Mighty Brighton. How I love thee...road out. The parking is atrocious!

Highway Man and Tankboy love the Brighton "scene"....

 

[Capt Frogman]

I'll not be catching up Highway Man today, far too busy pulling vehicles out of the barriers! :evil:

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

Highway Man and Tankboy love the Brighton "scene"....

So do you. When Capt Frogman does Brighton........:wink: