The weather is very much dependant upon atmospheric conditions and variables such as the gravitational pull of our alleged solitary moon as it waxes and wanes moving through its elliptical orbit around our planet. Without the benefit of learned counsel I cannot comfortably supply you with meteorlogical data until you can provide documentation as to your identity and affiliations as I would like to avoid any and all possible incidents of aiding or abetting communists, terrorists, socialists or pacifists who would seek to harm the current status of affairs in our present geo-socio-political order.
Reservedly yours,
Anonymous Canine Poster
CC: Steven
Allison@CIA.gov