Hello

[The Highway Man]

I attend non injury road collisions, provide traffic management at serious incidents for the police, remove debris from live running lanes, arrange removal of abandoned vehicles, assist in arranging recovery for broken down vehicles, plus a load more that our bosses drop on us.

 

[The Highway Man]

Just for the record, I am a civilian patrol officer not a police patrol officer, I assist motorists not arrest them, CF is a police patrol hiding and nicking speeding motorists.

 

[Tankboy]

And he knows the distance to every Greggs shop in 3 counties mmmm.

 

[The Highway Man]

If I was a copper, I'd naturally know where all the doughnut and coffee shops where.

 

[Tankboy]

British Coppers don't eat Donuts.
They eat Sausage rolls.....Greggs.

 

[NP8901]

What is your military rank ?

I was a Royal Marines Commando Colour Sergeant. Same rank as a German Hauptfeldwebel.

 

[hawky94]

Wilkommen!

I'm a British/Canadian Civilian, but hope to soon be a soldier or sailor.

Watch out for Capt. Frogman, he's a smooth operator!

 

[Capt Frogman]

You are asking a motorway patrol officer what he does? irate:

This is what he does- he will be hiding behind some billboard ready to pounce on a unsuspecting speeding idiot...

Or, he will taking snacks on doughnuts...

Have I miss out on anything...? :hide:

He wishes!!!! :lol:

His lot leave the proper work (policing) to the highly trained RPU's officers! :rock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

I attend non injury road collisions, provide traffic management at serious incidents for the police, remove debris from live running lanes, arrange removal of abandoned vehicles, assist in arranging recovery for broken down vehicles, plus a load more that our bosses drop on us.

Yeah, that's on a bad day.

Most of your shift is spent watching DVD's, eating and sleeping.

 

[Capt Frogman]

CF is a police patrol hiding and nicking speeding motorists.

You make that sound like a bad thing?

There's more to my job than just nicking speeders I'll have you know!

 

[Capt Frogman]

If I was a copper, I'd naturally know where all the doughnut and coffee shops where.

And....?

 

[The Highway Man]

Shh, don't give our secrets away.

 

[The Highway Man]

You make that sound like a bad thing?

There's more to my job than just nicking speeders I'll have you know!

If I was a copper, I'd naturally know where all the doughnut and coffee shops where.

I rest my case.

 

[The Highway Man]

He wishes!!!! :lol:

His lot leave the proper work (policing) to the highly trained RPU's officers! :rock:

I do the proper work to leave you lot skiving in Costa.

 

[Capt Frogman]

British Coppers don't eat Donuts.
They eat Sausage rolls.....Greggs.

The sausage rolls aren't even safe when Highway Mans in town!! :shock:

To ensure there's plenty of sausage rolls left, I've made sure Highway Man patrols the furthest south as possible!

 

[Capt Frogman]

I do the proper work to leave you lot skiving in Costa.

When's that then? You're hardly ever in work. You're always on holiday or on excessive rest days...

 

[The Highway Man]

I resemble that remark!!! did I tell you I'm on another 12 days holiday?

 

[Capt Frogman]

I resemble that remark!!! did I tell you I'm on another 12 days holiday?

I rest my case!!

 

[viper2007]

Just for the record, I am a civilian patrol officer not a police patrol officer, I assist motorists not arrest them, CF is a police patrol hiding and nicking speeding motorists.

I see... that would mean you are the more polite ones...

 

[The Highway Man]

Oh yes, we're the helpful ones not the obtuse ones.