Guess the poster below you

Ok, i got one:

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.
One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.

Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.

The Soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Marine in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."
"No problem," said the Soldier, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, the Marine picked up the Soldier's shoe and spit in it. When the Soldier returned with the coke, the Marine in the middle seat said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the Soldier obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Marine picked up the soldier's other shoe and spit in it. The Soldier returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the short flight to Houston.

As the plane was landing, the Soldier slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" the Soldier asked.

"This fighting between our services? This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"


The next poster did not laugh about this joke
 
If! I can't get enough of them! Especially those with candy Banana taste and strawberry!

Next person will like them aswell!
 
Nah, writing this on the highway doing 90 km/h.... Ah I love mobile technology 8)

The next poster enjoy reading backwards
 
Hey redleg the 3s of the army or military is S**t, shower, and shave

Reading backwards nope sorry don't usally do that unless I'm a lil :coffee:

Next poster will flash someone! :shock:
 
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