Golf - famous quotes

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tomtom22

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[FONT=&quot]These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Sam Snead
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A hungry dog hunts best.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ~ Lee Trevino[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Lee Trevino
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I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ George Brett[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ~ Jim Murray[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Mickey Mantle[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Kevin Costner[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
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After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
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The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ~ Brian Weis[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

Swing hard in case you hit it.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ~ Dan Marino[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ~ Lord Robertson[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ~ Jack Benny
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There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Ben Hogan[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Jack Nicklaus[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ~ H G Wells[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ~ Billy Graham
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Bob Hope[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Henny Youngman[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Jack Lemmon
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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ~ Lee Trevino
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I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Lee Trevino[/FONT]
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That´s the one I like best with my twisted mind... :)

Rattler

[FONT=&quot]After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]~ Chi Chi Rodriguez[/FONT]
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