The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
No, don't start till 2. What have they done? :roll: 
FOO-Bar and SnaFOOD Grill
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I think you'll find that they wanted to keep you occupied so that you didn't lift any of the stationary!
They weren't that good, once a scouser - always a scouser.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
No, don't start till 2. What have they done? :roll:
Passed a patrol towards 45 north dealing with a truck on the H/S with a blow out. Was in two minds whether to give the coffee beans but the Sgt said no!
:lol:I'm loving those reds in the rear light cluster on the Disco!
:rock:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I know you *chaps* is partial to
and some
but *I* am going to indulge in a
with
and a
Just a minute!
How very dare you serve yourself up the best food!!! :box:
I want a triple burger, onion rings and a dip!
I'm getting fed up with fish and chips every night!!
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Passed a patrol towards 45 north dealing with a truck on the H/S with a blow out. Was in two minds whether to give the coffee beans but the Sgt said no!
I'm loving those reds in the rear light cluster on the Disco!
Geoff and Dave would've got a shock!
Our 12 plate Disco is pretty good, it shifts off the H/S, all our new cars have been kitted (not fitted) up by Surrey Police.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Geoff and Dave would've got a shock!
Especially from officers in a marked X5.
(note to self, don't get crewed with the Sgt in future!).They've done a good job with choosing the kit. I'm a big fan of discreet lighting in rear light clusters, looks very smart.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
The only thing I don't like is how the gear lever has been replaced by a dial.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
I have to keep peeling myself out of the seat when I floor it, it moves like sh!t off a shovel!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Welcome to my world!
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Floor it all the way up to 70 then put it on cruise control - very rock and roll! :rock: :roll:
m551sheridan
Active member
Capt'n --- I'm working on that cheeseburger and onion rings.... just sit tight for a few..
Scouser? You guys got me looking up schit to figure out what the hell you are saying........ I think I got it as I found this - old hat to you most likely...
Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
A: The accused.(yes i know it's an old one)
Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar.
OK, back to the kitchen to get that hamburger for the Capt'n
Scouser? You guys got me looking up schit to figure out what the hell you are saying........ I think I got it as I found this - old hat to you most likely...
Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
A: The accused.(yes i know it's an old one)
Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar.
OK, back to the kitchen to get that hamburger for the Capt'n
Tankboy
The Brit Pack
m551sheridan
Active member
OK Capt'n........ here ya be
and of course one of these
and per your order
but these *Bloomin Onions* is darn good too
might want to share these though
and lastly - an oldie, but a gooder
and of course one of these
and per your order
but these *Bloomin Onions* is darn good too
might want to share these though
and lastly - an oldie, but a gooder
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Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Floor it all the way up to 70 then put it on cruise control - very rock and roll! :rock: :roll:
Or stick cruise control at 65mph in a police car, so that the brain dead have that 5mph available to overtake instead of crowding around. :roll: :shoothea:
Unlike you with your sensible boring diesel commuter, I have my thrills off duty!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Scouser - native of Liverpool.
All of the above is true, top work sir!
They all look and dress like this:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
OK Capt'n........ here ya be
and of course one of these
and per your order
but these *Bloomin Onions* is darn good too
might want to share these though
and lastly - an oldie, but a gooder
That's what I'm talking about!!! :rock: :cheers:
Had to google "bloomin onions" and anything that's battered and fried gets my vote!
There's a couple of pints in the bar with your name on them.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Scouser - native of Liverpool.
All of the above is true, top work sir!
They all look and dress like this:
Those jokes have got cobwebs on! It's been a long time since I had hair like that!
and the only thing in my life that possessed a shell suit was my pet tortoise.
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Those jokes have got cobwebs on! It's been a long time since I had hair like that!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Any better?
:lol: