Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I can't investivate anything, I don't do policework. Traffic management is my area of expertise. ;-)
Leave the real policing work to the experts!

I can't investivate anything, I don't do policework. Traffic management is my area of expertise. ;-)
All part of the same discipline.besides, the new lights sit on top of the cones so they align at the same time.
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Too right, you don't mess with a woman's pussy without her permission.![]()
New lights?
We've had them for years! Do keep up!![]()
Leave the real policing work to the experts!![]()
New for us, ours are amber not blue.
I'm not a policeman, I'll leave the skiving, coffee and donuts to the "experts" whilst I crack on with my job.![]()
You can keep them, I'm happy with ambers. I had my fun blatting about on blues and twos in Germany. Besides, we get our wig wags and bull horn sirens before long. Just going through Parliament for ratification.![]()
What job? Parked up at observation platforms for a whole 12 hours sleeping and overindulging on pies?![]()
Ah, but you know everyone ignores amber's!
Blues get the respect! :rock:
Shuffling along in L1 at 50mph with wig wags and siren ablaze, while being overtaken by trucks and L3 German driving reps?
It's a hard job but someone's got to do it, and it's only for 8 hours - we're Civil Servants!!! 12 hours is far too uncivilised!!!![]()
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It's not for that, it's for making progress through bumper to bumper traffic at incidents. That's why the new patrol cars have a lot more ambers at the front to alert dozy motorists.![]()
Only 8 hours?
You clearly are in no position to criticise the "experts" then. :box:
Good luck with that!!!!! :lol:
I can't even shift them with blues, reds, wig wags and sirens in a fully marked police car! :bang: :9mm: :cen:
Can't you just run along the H/S?
I think only 8 hours makes us the better "experts" at skiving!!!![]()
You can if it's free!! I've lost count of the amount of times I've encountered selfish motorists who thought it was their god given right to pass a scene on the hard shoulder because they were "too important" to wait like everyone else!!! :firedevi::firedevi::firedevi:
I've heard!!! I used to do 14 hour night shifts in the RMP - even more pies and sleeping!!!![]()