*corrupt a wish*

You got a F in english class you have to go to school for Spring Break.

I wish it is Spring Break.
 
I am. I'm alone in the living room.

I wish I don't want to go to class with armlesscadet.
 
she calls you and dumps you while listinin to gretchan wilson


I wish boren will get on aim so he can freaking help me w/ sumtin
 
she calls you and says "can we go back out again?........ im pregnant" MUWAHHHAHAHAHA

I wish I had loads more free airsoft ammo
 
You shot queen's butt and she ordered the Royal Guards to shoot your butt.

I wish my GF isn't pregnant.
 
Castro is alive and has turned Australia into a giant factory for making robot pigs that run around spouting propaganda about the new Communist Australia, "Come for the beaches, stay because we won't let you go".

I wish that never happened.
 
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