*corrupt a wish*

[Fox]

You will finish them up in next 30 years.

I wish I could own the MG42.

 

[The Other Guy]

It owns you.

I wish I had another hand

 

[Sevens]

You have 12, but its no help because they each get in the way of the other 11.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you become a clock!! there you go, no sickness!

I wish I didnt feel hungry

 

[The Other Guy]

You die of starvation.
(Isn't that the 7th or 8th time I've killed you, Mighty?)
I wish my dog wasn't incontinent

 

[Team Infidel]

it becomes rabid

i wish my dogs wouldn't poop in the house.

 

[The Other Guy]

They stop with the house and move to the car.
I wish People knew where "The Other Guy" came from.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

well sadly they dont.
(I aint dead amigo, still here )

I wish I get the best pc out there

 

[Fox]

You got the world's worstest pc.

I wish I ain't dead.

 

[Team Infidel]

RIP

I wish i Had a boat

 

[Fox]

You have a paper boat and it sunk fast and destroyed.

I wish I had a 18-wheelers truck.

 

[Team Infidel]

you get a 1/56 scale version

i wish my t.v. wasn't broke

 

[Fox]

You got it with black and white with no sound...plus, no remote.

I wish I could play paintball.

 

[The Other Guy]

You get hit repeatedly in the crotch.

I wish I didn't have to faux-kill Mighty.

 

[Team Infidel]

impossible...

i wish i could drive a forklift

 

[Fox]

You drive like The Other Guy. So, stupid to drop a live bomb...mainly if it's a nuclear bomb.

I wish TI and The Other Guy wouldn't drop a bomb by a forklift.

 

[The Other Guy]

We don't... we drive it into your house.

I wish i didn't have to kill everyone off.

 

[Team Infidel]

you don't

i wish the Dallas Cowboys will win everything .. (Please corrupt this)

 

[Sevens]

They lose. Forever. Because they suck.

I wish...

 

[MightyMacbeth]

me too

I wish that b**** wasnt a b****