*corrupt a wish*

[The Other Guy]

he does, but he gives his old dead cats to you.

I wish for a dingo.

 

[5.56X45mm]

You get the dingo and it eats your flesh while you're alive.

I wish Bender Bending Rodriguez was real.

I say we make Bender the mascot for *Corrupt a Wish*

 

[Fox]

Bender is real but he is hanging out at your place and eating all of your firearms.

I wish Bender shouldn't ate all of 5.56's firearms.

 

[The Other Guy]

he doesn't, but LIPS does.

I wish LIPS would spend more time on this forum.

 

[Fox]

He tried but he forgot his password.

I wish Bulldogg could come back.

 

[The Other Guy]

nah, that's okay.

I wish for french fries

 

[Fox]

You get Freedom fries.

I wish I'm a filthy rich.

 

[The Other Guy]

you're a filthy, stinking, poor guy

I wish freedom fries were killed.

 

[justin1552]

You were forced by the government to eat them while saying, "I love America".

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[The Other Guy]

you are fish food

I wish for a nice puppy

 

[Fox]

You get an angry puppy.

I wish I'm a detective.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you become one but now you owe thousands of dollars in fees for schooling.

I wish I had one more day to spend with my grandparents

 

[justin1552]

life goes on.

I wish for a pillow made of soft feathers.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you get it but you find out your allergic to the feathers

i wish it was dry outside

 

[justin1552]

The earth becomes the sun

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Fox]

You gonna be virgin for rest of your life.

I wish I'm a Ghost Rider.

 

[justin1552]

You end up living without an arm and leg from motorcycle accident.

I wish I was more athletic.

 

[The Other Guy]

you become the world's fattest man.

I wish for a sane dog.

 

[Sevens]

You get a rabid one.


I wish my ankle would get better.

 

[The Other Guy]

it gets worse

I wish for a non rabid puppy