Bubba, Junior and a Blonde


Chief Engineer
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond?

We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.

ARMY101 said:
The height, being how tall it is. When she unscrewed the flag pole and laid it down, the height became the width.

uhh...you aren't blond by chance are you? (length)

Missileer said:
How about x=vertical, y=horizontal. In this case, x=y, or x-y=0,= smart blonde, dumb guys.

Edit: Guess I meant to ask if his name was Bubba or Junior..
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