Fosters is the only Aussie beer on the list, shame on you... I don't think a single person in Australia will drink it.
And as for American beer, it's like water.
Now give me a good Carlton Cold/Draught, Coopers Pale Ale, Tooheys Extra Dry, or even, in extreme conditions a Victoria Bitter or XXXX gold.
Another good one is Blue Toungue Draught... little brewery, only a few made.. you know how it is.
But, when it comes to getting hammered quickly, nothing beats Bundy Rum and Cola by the jug full. The amount of times I've been blind drunk on that is not funny.