hope you haven't heard this already. Was sent to me from Romania.
Hope it's not an old chestnut on your side.
A lady decides to have a visitor for a romp. She pops her small boy into the bedroom closet meanwhile. In the middle of proceedings she hears her husband's car approaching. So into the closet goes the boy friend.
boy : Its very dark in here
guy : It is
boy ; I've got a baseball
man : great
boy : d'ya wanna buy it
How much?
$250
No thanks.
my dad's outside
OK ,deal.
Couple of weeks later, in the closet again
Its very dark in here
It is
I've got a baseball glove
Great
do you wanna buy it
how much
$750
I'll take it.
A few days later dad says to son, grab your ball and glove, and lets go play.
I can't
Why
I've sold them
How much for
$1000
What. You mustn't do such a thing to your friends. That's scandalous.
You have grossly conned them, those things cost a fraction of that amount.
I'll sort you out at the weekend.
comes Saturday and dad drags the boy off to church for confession.
In he goes.
Boy : its very dark in here
Voice : Don't start that c*** again.
Please don't take offence, anyone. i thought it was a good joke, and I'm on your side. My reasons for finding it acceptable are these.
It is a JOKE. It is not an accusation. it is not a reflection in real life of the boy or the adults, except just maybe as pause for reflection regarding our humanity.
Hope it's not an old chestnut on your side.
A lady decides to have a visitor for a romp. She pops her small boy into the bedroom closet meanwhile. In the middle of proceedings she hears her husband's car approaching. So into the closet goes the boy friend.
boy : Its very dark in here
guy : It is
boy ; I've got a baseball
man : great
boy : d'ya wanna buy it
How much?
$250
No thanks.
my dad's outside
OK ,deal.
Couple of weeks later, in the closet again
Its very dark in here
It is
I've got a baseball glove
Great
do you wanna buy it
how much
$750
I'll take it.
A few days later dad says to son, grab your ball and glove, and lets go play.
I can't
Why
I've sold them
How much for
$1000
What. You mustn't do such a thing to your friends. That's scandalous.
You have grossly conned them, those things cost a fraction of that amount.
I'll sort you out at the weekend.
comes Saturday and dad drags the boy off to church for confession.
In he goes.
Boy : its very dark in here
Voice : Don't start that c*** again.
Please don't take offence, anyone. i thought it was a good joke, and I'm on your side. My reasons for finding it acceptable are these.
It is a JOKE. It is not an accusation. it is not a reflection in real life of the boy or the adults, except just maybe as pause for reflection regarding our humanity.
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