FreyaCat
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Surely every queen needs her king?
hmmmm.... I'll have to think on that one. I'm not good at sharing...
Surely every queen needs her king?
Surely every queen needs her king?
hmmmm.... I'll have to think on that one. I'm not good at sharing...
Don't worry about having to share, I just want to be your equal and always at your side?
GOSH!
Do you have to keep throwing these difficult words at me????
*goes off to find a book on equality*
My bad. I blame my education!
Not found that book yet???
Every King need his Commander-in-Chief of Land Forces?
Highway Man can be your Chief of Police...or Chief of Putting Out Cones...
Brig can be your Chief of International Relations... and... 42 can be your Chief of Washing... making sure no undies find their way into any frozen buckets, etc.
Not decided on who fill which posts yet, but I'll ensure you are rewarded favourably!
Highway Man will be my personal foot servant/butler. Oh, and he'll be my PA to as we all know everyone has an affair with their PA.
Perhaps, in this kingdom, I can be the Official Maple Syrup Provider. And the Mascot of our kingdom's maple syrup company will be the beaver.
We'll build a dynasty! It will be biblical...
Where is the Highway Man? He and tankie are silent; you have them in your garage again?
Sounds excellent. I am a writer, too!
Man of many talents. Poet, writer, pussy... saver...
It shall begin as such,
"On the first day, God created Freya."
"On the second day... he was caught up with her beauty and thought, 'bugger everyone else'."
We all ceased to exist... The End.
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