Anyone know any really really funny cadences

I was walkin' to the mall one day
recruiter came out and I heard him say
"Son, you know I bet you could
Take a beating from Sgt Wood."

Just made it up... not too funny... sorry.
 
Little birdy in the sky
Dropped some white wash in my eye
I don't complain and I don't cry
I'm just glad that cows can't fly.
 
My own little twist to part of the c-130 cadence:

If my chute don't open wide,
I've got a reserve by my side.
And if that chute don't blossom true,
LOOK OUT C , I'M COMIN' THROUGH!!!
 
Up in the mornin
Before day.

I don't like it
No way.

Eat my breakfast
too soon.

Hungry as h*ll
Before noon.

Went to the chow hall
on my knees.

Said Mess Sgt, Mess Sgt
feed me please.

Mess sgt. said with
a big fat grin.

If wanna be Marine Corps
ya gotta be thin.
 
This one could probably never be used but when has that ever stoped anyone from posting.

I hate you,
You hate me
We all hate our gunney
We take our nines right to his head
But he'd turn around and kill us dead.

OO-RAH, gunney's are bad mother's, I wouldn't sugget pointing anything at them unless your da** sure your going to use it!
 
If I had the wings of a Sparow,
And If I had the arse of a crowe,
Id fly over officers tomorrow,
And shite on the b%%tards below,
shite on, shite on,
shite on the b%%tards below!!


Sorry
 
Me and superman got in a fight
i hitem in the head with kryptonite
i hit him so hard i bashed his head
and now im datin lois lane
left left left right
left left left right
me and batman got in one to
i hitem in the temple with my big boot
i hit him so hard i cracked his head
and now im driving the batmobile
left left left right
left right left foot right
 
little yellow birdie w/ a little yellow bill..
landed on my window sill

lured him in w/ a piece of bread
then i smashed his little F##g head


C-130 rollin down the strip, b*h blew a tire and the F'ng thing flipped
 
It's a bright and sunny day,
Two good friends went out to play,
They gathered up all their money,
Then they bought a jar of honey,
The fat one ate it all,
And he made the small one crawl.

Yogi bear is dead,
Booboo shot him in the head
Yogi bear is dead,
Booboo pumped him full of lead.

Range Rick stood on a hill,
He saw Booboo make the kill.

Ranger Rick is dead,
Booboo shot him in the head,
Ranger Rick is dead,
Booboo pumped him full of lead
 
You missed the end:

Snagglepuss was on the scene
He pulled out, an M-16
Now the small ones on the run
'Cuz the Snaggle's got a gun

Booboo bear is dead
Snaggle shot him in the head
BooBoo bear is dead
Snaggle pumped him full of lead


I thought that had just been made up at Boys State, but apparently it is more widespread than I realized.
 
MilidarUSMC said:
little yellow birdie w/ a little yellow bill..
landed on my window sill

lured him in w/ a piece of bread
then i smashed his little F##g head


C-130 rollin down the strip, b*h blew a tire and the F'ng thing flipped
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Actually it's sorta like this (but of course all places do it different)

A yellow bird

With a yellow bill

Was sittin' on

My window sill

I lured him in

With a peace of bread

(All together) And then I smashed his (Clap once on the left foot) little head!

Another one in the same form:

A puppy dog

A little dog

Was sittin' on

My table saw

I lured him by

With a piece of meat

(same as above) And then I cut off ... his little feet!

If I left anything out (Or if you know more to this) please tell me.
 
a little mouse
with little feet
was sitting on
my toilet seat
i pushed him in
and flushed him down
and watched that mouse go round and round

little kitten,
baby cat.
sitting on,
my welcome mat.
I picked it up,
and made it pur,
then i ripped,
out all it's fur.
 
Change to YEllow bird

Here is another part to the yellow bird

I lured him in with a piece of bread
and then i smashed his yellow head
the moral of the story is
if you want some head
get some bread! :rambo:
 
that whole "a yellow bird" and "a little dog" is for the Airforce, used to slow the cadence down so they dont tire themselves out, my version is only for the hard core :)
 
whips and chains

:tank: i use this lil cadence to poke at the army rotc guys everytime we go to bootcamp with them.

Sung to the tune of yellow ribbon

around her neck, she wore a yellow ribbon
she wore it in the springtime in the merry month of may
and if you asked her why the hell she wore it
she wore it for the sailor who was into whips and chains!

whips and chains!

whips and chains!

She wore it for the sailor who was into whips and chains

around the block, she drove a purple harley,
she rode it in the springtime in the merry month of may
and if you asked her why the hell she rode it
she rode it for the sailor who was into whips and chains!

whips and chains!

whips and chains!

She wore it for the sailor who was into whips and chains

in her room she kept a cat-o-nines
she kept it in the springtime in the merry month of may
and if you asked her why the hell she kept it
she kept if for the sailor who was into whips and chains!

whips and chains!

whips and chains!

she wore it for the sailor who was into whips and chains

1,2,3,4
oorah

1,2,3,4
oorah
 
if you sing this one...

If you regularly sing the running cadence "two old ladies lying in bed"
then you can throw this jody in for a quick laugh


You might be abke to use that cadence in formation.........but not here.
 
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Here's a really awesome USAF special forces running cadence i learned:

Born on a mountain raised by bears

Got two sets of teeth and a full coat of hair

when ya see me comin better run better hide

cause I'll hunt you down and I'll eat you alive

para-rescue com-bat control

we're like that bear down to the soul

we're rough and tough and feelin mad

we'll slit your throat and wipe it clean

we'll spit on your grave and laugh out loud

put a smile on our face and feel damn proud

dealin death isn't all we do

we're trained to save a few lives too

par-a

res-cue

com-bat

con-trol
boo-yah
BOO-YAH
 
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