8 annoying things to do while swimming

[avckc]

Annoying Things To Do In Swimming Pool

1. Go into the 3ft. end and take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
2. Swim near a stranger and say, "Dangit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here."
3. Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
4. Loudly ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed
5. Throw people's things into the pool.
6. Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
7. Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
8. Pretend that you're blind.

 

[Darcia]

I need to remember that for next summer.

 

[rotc boy]

6. play marco polo by yourself


I did that once, the lifeguard yelled at me

 

[bllrby2104]

playing marco polo by your self sounds like fun. gotta try it once.

 

[C/2nd Lt Robot]

Playing Marco-Polo by your self is fun for the first few minutes. Then it gets boring.

 

[Bootboy82]

What is "playing Marco-Polo" :?:

 

[C/2nd Lt Robot]

When someone has there eyes close and says Marco and everyone else says Polo. Then object of the game is for "Marco" to tag someone else.

 

[tomtom22]

Throw an O Henry candy bar in the pool.

 

[Sevens]

Nice list.

 

[Rob Henderson]

Throw an O Henry candy bar in the pool.

Dont tell anyone...But Ive done that before...To close the pool. (im a lifeguard).

 

[bigcanada813]

fortunatly for me, i've got a pool in my backyard and don't have to worry about stuff like that-i've just got a brother and sister to put up with.

 

[Team Infidel]

Throw an O Henry candy bar in the pool.

I was going to say Babe Ruth bar