Officer at encampment: "Cadet, why won't you just grow up?"
me (an airman): "With all due respect, sir, I don't want to end up like you." (He was p

ed, but he couldn't do anything because we were in civvies and the encampment commander told him to let it go

)
"Ball choppers" (said to cadets during drill to see if they keep a straight face, works 97% of the time)
"I have no intentions of becoming just another officer, sir" (NCO academy when asked when we planned on becoming CAP cadet officers)