I was wondering?




 
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I was wondering?
 
June 12th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: I was wondering?


I was wondering?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?
why are turds pinched off at the end?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?
What would you use to dilute water?
What should one call a male ladybird?
How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?
If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
June 12th, 2006  
The Cooler King
 
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Originally Posted by tomtom22
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Go to California?
June 12th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
why are turds pinched off at the end?
So your butt cheeks won't slam together.
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I was wondering?
June 13th, 2006  
istealfreefood
 
 
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Originally Posted by tomtom22
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
dirt and a stick?
June 16th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
TomTom -- you've been hanging around Steven Wright, haven't you sir?
June 17th, 2006  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
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What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Meeeee . . .?


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If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Barbie is a *****
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Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
He can't talk correctly let alone think correctly.

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What should one call a male ladybird?
confused

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If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
France
June 17th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

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Originally Posted by C/2nd Lt Robot
France
LOL, great!
June 17th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
stay the hell here!
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What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Mee!
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What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?
Meeee
why are turds pinched off at the end?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?
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What would you use to dilute water?
NesQuik
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What should one call a male ladybird?
A transvestite.
How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?
If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
October 13th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
good ol dark humor
October 14th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Those are great. And everyone's witty answers make it even better.
 


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