tomtom22
Chief Engineer
How is it that golf seems to generate more stories than any other kind of sporting activity? Whatever the reason, here's another one:
Wishful Thinking
A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with very expensive houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course.
They decide it’s only right to confess, walk up to the house and knock on the door. They hear a voice say, "Come on in." Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor. Before they can begin their apology a man on the sofa asks, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
The husband begins to speak, but the man cuts him off. "Actually, I want to thank you” he said. “I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself."
"That’s fantastic!" says the husband. "I’d like a million a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," says the genie, "it’s the least I could do. And you, madam, what do you want?"
"I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife.
"Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the man.
"And now for my wish. Because I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex for such an age. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”
The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you don’t mind, honey, I don’t either."
The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes her for three hours. After he’s finished, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife, and asks, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"Thirty-five," she replies.
"And he still believes in genies?"
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Wishful Thinking
A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with very expensive houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course.
They decide it’s only right to confess, walk up to the house and knock on the door. They hear a voice say, "Come on in." Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor. Before they can begin their apology a man on the sofa asks, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
The husband begins to speak, but the man cuts him off. "Actually, I want to thank you” he said. “I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself."
"That’s fantastic!" says the husband. "I’d like a million a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," says the genie, "it’s the least I could do. And you, madam, what do you want?"
"I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife.
"Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the man.
"And now for my wish. Because I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex for such an age. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”
The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you don’t mind, honey, I don’t either."
The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes her for three hours. After he’s finished, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife, and asks, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"Thirty-five," she replies.
"And he still believes in genies?"
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