Who Do You Wish To Be?




 
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Who Do You Wish To Be?
 
June 24th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Who Do You Wish To Be?


Who Do You Wish To Be?
One Friday, there were 3 nuns riding on a mountain road. They were coming around a turn when a semi rammed into them head-on killing them instantly. They arrived at the gates of heaven and noticed a sign that said "Closed for Remodeling". One nun knocked on the gates and out came St. Peter. He said, "What are you doing here!? No one is supposed to be here! We are closed for the weekend for remodeling! Didn't you see the sign?"

The one nun said, "Well, we're dead and we can't go back."

"Alright," said St. Peter. "What we are going to do is send you back for the weekend as whoever you wish to be and then we'll accept you back into Heaven," exclaimed St. Peter as he looks at the first nun.

"Okay, who do you want to be?" he asks the nun.

The first nun replied, "Well, I thought her life was very interesting especially since she gave her life to God, so I want to be Joan of Arc." Poof! She went back to earth as Joan of Arc.

"Okay, You're next," as he looks at the second nun, "Who do you want to be?"

"Well, I thought her life was very interesting and she died a tragic death, so I want to become Marilyn Monroe," pronounces the second nun. Poof! The second nun becomes Marilyn Monroe.

"Okay, who do you want to be?" St. Peter says to the third nun.

"I want to be Alice Kapipelein." "Excuse me?!?" confusingly asks St. Peter. "I want to be Alice Kapipelein!" exclaims the nun. St. Peter replies, "Pardon me Sister, we have no record of any Alice Kapipelein being on earth," explains St. Peter.

"There is TOO an Alice Kapipelean and I have proof right HERE!!!" shouts the nun. St. Peter takes the news article from her and read it.

"Oh my, Sister. You have misread this article. This is not about a woman! This article says that the Alaska Pipeline was laid by 500 men in six months."
June 24th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 




June 24th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
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Who Do You Wish To Be?